jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
allmymetaphors: isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves